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Sime — Sat, 04 Dec 2010 20:07:01 +0000

Allow ZLIB compression in CURL and PHP

Sime — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 13:05:27 +0000

function file_get_contents_utf8($URL) { $c = curl_init(); curl_setopt($c, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, 1); curl_setopt($c, CURLOPT_HEADER, 1); curl_setopt($c, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, 1); curl_setopt($c, CURLOPT_URL, $URL); curl_setopt($c, CURLOPT_HTTPHEADER, array("Accept-Encoding: gzip, deflate","Accept: */*")); $ret = curl_exec($c); curl_close($c);


	if(strpos($ret, "\r\n\r\n")){

		$add = 4;

	}else{

		$add = 0;

	}
	$m_body   = substr($ret, strpos($ret, "\r\n\r\n")+$add );

	$m_header = substr($ret, 0, -strlen($m_body));
	if(strstr($m_header,"Content-Encoding: gzip")){

		$contents =  gzinflate(substr($m_body,10));

	}else{

		$contents = $m_body;

	}

if ($contents) return $contents; else return FALSE; }

Getting apache fullstatus to work

Sime — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 17:23:18 +0000

Make sure mod_status is enabled in your httpd / apache config, and add the following lines

ExtendedStatus On <Location /server-status> SetHandler server-status Order deny,allow Deny from all Allow from localhost </Location>

If you are getting permission errors, try setting

UseCanonicalName Off

Increase shared memory Linux

Sime — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 11:59:11 +0000

echo $((1024 * 1024 * xxx)) > /proc/sys/kernel/shmmax

Change xxx to MB required

To read value ( in MB )

echo $((`cat /proc/sys/kernel/shmmax` / 1048576))

Add command to rc.local to enter at boot.

Mac SAY voices

Sime — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:04:24 +0000

Female Voices
Agnes
Kathy
Princess
Vicki
Victoria

Male Voices
Bruce
Fred
Junior
Ralph

Novelty
Albert
Bad News
Bahh
Bells
Boing
Bubbles
Cellos
Deranged
“Good News”
Hysterical ”
“Pipe Organ”
Trinoids
Whisper
Zarvox